Poker Humor
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A list of poker jokes and humor, culled from TV shows, films, stand-up comedy and pop culture.These one-liners and humorous anecdotes look at Poker Jokes from a variety of perspectives, and try to find humor in wry observations, through irony and sarcasm, and even just by being silly. If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you. Gambling Quotes Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright Poker is like sex - everyone thinks they're the best, but most people don't have a clue what they're doing.
Sometimes, when the game of poker becomes too serious, funny poker memes can get you through any bad beat. With the age of the internet and social media seemingly designed for poker memes, players, fans, and commentators have lived off these funny asides to the greatest card game on the planet.
But which poker meme is the best poker meme? Which one applies to your own game and which one to your poker nemesis? Let’s get viral.
THAT DEALER COUNT
We’ve all been there. We’ve made the move and we’re hoping, praying, that our opponent folds. Then the player asks the dealer to count. It takes forever, longer than an ice age, and you feel that first bead of sweat break out on your forehead. By the time they’ve re-stacked your chips in 20’s, sweat is running off your nose.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
The answer to that question if it ends ‘to be a professional poker player?’ is… very. Every poker pro who has ever endured someone else telling them that they’re about to follow them up that mountain they’ve just so laboriously climbed has worn the Wonka look. It’s almost as if aspirational poker players think there’s a Golden Ticket or something.
SOME PLAYERS HAVE ALL THE LUCK
There’s something very special about missing your draw and winning anyway. Maybe your bluff was higher. Maybe your second pair just overtook their lower made hand. It doesn’t matter. You feel like Tiger Woods on the 18th hole after an Eagle to clinch the U.S. Open.
SO WHAT DO YOU DO?
Every poker player has been asked this question, and it’s not an unreasonable one. It’s just that everyone has their own perspective on what a professional poker player really does. Don’t they?
It’s just that your feelings aren’t echoed by your mother, or partner, or basically anyone else on the planet.
MASHING BUTTONS
You’re not just messing around with any old hole cards. You want a proper hand when you commit those chips. A solid, rock-steady selection. And when you find it, boy are those click-happy super aggro guys going to feel it.
Let them see how they feel when you three-bet… ah, everyone folded. Oh well, a win is a win. That hand will come around again in another 219 hands-on average, then they’ll pay. Or not.
ONLINE ACTION DRAGS ON
When you’re an online poker player, there’s no such thing as an early night. There are early mornings, or there are losing sessions.
While you might want to call it a night with a stop-loss, there are times when you just want to get back in the game and see if you can win that event to get yourself a feelgood finish to the night.
You know, that event you’ve always wanted to win. That one cent rebuy with 80 minutes of late reg. That’s the title you’ve been after.
Step away from the keyboard.
LOOSE CHIPS SINK SHIPS
This is one of the best memes ever to come out about poker, referencing as it does, Le Chiffre from the 2006 James Bond movie, Casino Royale.
It’s not that Le Chiffre is bad at poker, per se. It’s that he’s so bad at poker that he manages to lose with a full house to a straight flush to a slowroll from a Brit which then costs him his life.
Oh, Spoiler Alert.
THE HARSH TRUTH
No collection of poker meme cards would be complete without a joker in the pack, and what a joker. We’d bet Bane’s shares in cough sweet companies that The Joker would win a superhero poker home game. Poker After Really Dark, maybe.
Everyone could do with The Joker’s advice, especially right after making that overbet.
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Just like in poker, when it comes to those moments where you could feel like a meme or run hiding from the humorous side of the game, just ask yourself, ‘Why so serious?’
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Reto Poker Humor
The mobile poker world never seems to stand still. And we’re thankful for that because this constant movement has allowed the game to churn out some very exciting advancements. So just what exactly have these advancements brought us recently? Well, there are three great developments that mobile poker apps now feature today, which we’ll discuss more in depth below.
Fast-Fold Mobile Poker
Several years ago, it didn’t seem like wireless poker would ever offer more than choppy gameplay on a single table. Then came multi-tabling, which was definitely nice for grinders who need more volume to make money. And now, we have fast-fold variants that cut out the waiting time in poker. As soon as you fold your hand, you are whisked away to another table with new cards. This means that there’s no time spent waiting on that annoying opponent who takes the whole clock to fold 2-7 under the gun.
Higher Stakes
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Many of us have seen news about poker sites beta testing their mobile poker apps at $0.01/$0.02 stakes, which is unimpressive to say the least. Luckily, most poker rooms have moved far beyond the early beta-testing phase and into an era where mid-stakes play is available. The end result is that you no longer have to toil away in the micro stakes if you’re looking for a bigger challenge and more profits.
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More User-friendly Software
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When online poker reached its peak around 2010, many poker room lobbies were cluttered with lots of buttons, games and table-selection features. The poker industry realized how these complications were turning the average player off so they began making sites more friendly for recreational players. This process has transitioned to mobile apps, where many sites are on a mission to ensure that their lobbies and tables are user friendly. So whether you’re an experienced grinder or just somebody who occasionally likes playing poker, you can appreciate these changes.
Like we said in the beginning, the mobile poker world doesn’t stand still. So you can expect to see even more exciting advances in the future.